You may remember about three weeks ago our favorite Rowdy Royal Prince Harry got videotaped snorting vodka. Well, the photos have finally been released.

You put together a group of healthy twenty-something males and they are likely to do anything that is stupid and dangerous. Then you throw in an ample helping of alcohol and you have testosterone hanging from the rafters. I don’t know if that makes any sense, but neither do healthy, testosterone driven, drunken twenty-something year old males.

Yes, they are licking each others nipples and yes that is a wine glass attached to Prince Harry’s nipple (I bet that left a mark!). Oh, and they are heterosexual but shit-faced.

You gotta love their crazy selves ….

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I saw these photos of Victoria Beckham at Celebrity Dirty Laundry and had to put my sunglasses on. It took a minute for my pupils to get back to normal size so I could look at them again. Over there they say she looks like a big hairy red tomato. I think she looks like a pink flamingo. Either one actually. I can see it both ways.

Actress Kelly Brook has managed to misplace a $60,000 Harry Winston diamond bracelet.

Worse still, she lost it almost a year ago and has refused to pay the jeweler for the lost bracelet. She had gotten the bracelet and a pair of diamond loop earrings to wear to an event eleven months ago. Prior to that event, she wore them to a private party. When she prepared to go to the event where she was supposed to wear the jewelry - she didn’t have the bracelet.

Its generally assumed she lost the bracelet at the private party she attended but no one can account for it. The bracelet was not insured, which is uncommon since Harry Winston is known to loan millions of dollars worth of jewels to actresses to wear to events. They also usually send two bodyguards with the actress to watch the jewelry, but since she wore it to a private party the bodyguards were not present.

Things have gotten a little testy between Kelly and Harry Winston. The Brits say the situation has gotten ‘awkward and embarrassing’. I think that’s polite British-speak for ‘the cheap bitch won’t pay for the bracelet she lost!’. I’m American though and don’t speak British that well - so that’s just my guess.

Here’s some random photos of Kelly Brook for your viewing pleasure. Some are NSFW and some are large and may take a minute to open.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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This looks REALLY awful! Its the promo for Viva Laughlin, a show that’s premiering on CBS this week. Melanie Griffith just says ‘you can call me Bunny’ and doesn’t move her face throughout the clips. At least her legs still look good. They film them up in the air a lot which is definitely her better side.

I wonder how many filters they used while filming her. She says ‘you can call me Bunny’ pretty good. Hey, its good for a few laughs little chuckle. I’m just trying to find an upside to this promo.

From: Seriously? OMG! WTF?

See Melanie Griffith before and after plastic surgery.

Catherine Zeta-Jones as an 18-year-old and as a 38-year-old.

They say beauty fades with time. That applies to most of the world, but not for Catherine Zeta-Jones. She has defied the odds and has gotten more beautiful as she’s gotten older.

It must be those Beluga caviar treatments she gets!

Catherine Zeta-Jones then ….

and now ….

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Holy crap! The Spice Girls are gearing up for their world tour in full-throttle spicy-style flair and decadence. They’ve set aside a budget of $10 or so million for three jets to get them from place to place.

The jets are dubbed Spice Force One, two and three. Two and three are just for the dancer, stage hands, equipment and other random necessities for the tour. Spice Force One is for the Girls and that’s means lux-ur-y. X-treme Luxury!

Spice Force One is called a flying palace. It features - are you ready? - a creche, make-up parlor, dining room, business center, state-of-the-art bathrooms, a media center and sleeping quarters. The girls will be traveling with their families, staff, make-up artists, bodyguards, wardrobe assistants, nannies, did I leave anyone out?

A girl needs her things about her, you know.

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Rihanna arrived at the Ed Sullivan theater with her little seriously cute ever-present adorable dog DJ and did a rocking performance of her hit single Shut Up and Drive on The Late Show with David Letterman.

Rihanna arriving …

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Rihanna performing ….

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Rihanna leaving ….

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Related:

• Rihanna Does Sexy Lingerie Photo Shoot
• Rihanna in Maxim Germany

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Okay now, enough is enough. I’m actually starting to feel sorry for Britney. It seems that the paparazzi are her only friends! Remember when she ‘needed help in the bathroom’ and paparazzi came to her aid. Now they are changing her tires. Seriously, they seem to be there all the time and come to her aid when needed. When they aren’t cussing her and her them that is.

In the wee hours of the night she had a flat tire in front of her home. They changed the tire for her and she thanked them by posing for pics with them.

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Brad Pitt’s movie The Assassination of Jessie James by the Coward Robert Ford opens in Italy on November 9th. Brad is on the October cover of GQItaly with a revolver drawn just under his eye. Bang, freakin’ bang!

Yeah - he looks good.