22-year-old Lily Allen gives her celebrity Hollywood peers a run for their money in the partying department. She was seen out in her native London partying with a cartoon print dress showing off her more slender figure. Thinner figure and all, she was still looking pretty much sh*t-faced for the evening out.

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Maxim one-ups Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive by going for the Unsexiest Woman Alive. They give us their choices for the Top Five Unsexiest Women of 2007 and their reasons for their choices.

Agree? Disagree? Whatever - their assessments are pretty funny.

# 5 Britney Spears


# 4 Madonna


# 3 Sandra Oh


# 2 Amy Winehouse


# 1 Sarah Jessica Parker

Is it just me or is Ricky Martin channeling Mr. T and Michael Jackson in that pic?

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source: Seriously? OMG! WTF?
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Esquire Magazine has named Charlize Theron ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’. Check out a preview of some of her pics …

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Here’s some more sexy pics of Charlize ….

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Time has taken an about face for JK Rowling! Has she had plastic surgery or is it good make-up. Has the stress of being broke left her and made her look younger? I don’t know. You tell me.

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I can haz a cheezburger

J-lo says LEAVE BRITNEY, PARIS AND LINDSAY ALLLLL - OOOOOOO - NNNNEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, what she really said was that the pressures of fame are the source of their personal problems.

She says it takes a while to get accustomed to fame and finding ways to avoid the paparazzi. The problem, of course, is that they don’t WANT to avoid the paparazzi. Paris is famous because of the paparazzi, the only reason Britney is still around at all is because she gets attention from the paparazzi and Lindsay, well Lindsay has made some movies but she does seem to enjoy the attention.

Maybe they’ll grow out of it. Who knows.

She says: “People wonder why Britney or Lindsay or Paris is acting crazy, but they don’t know what it means not to be able to walk outside your house.

“‘Oh, but she has millions!’ they say, but that doesn’t help when you can’t… feel good.

“I feel so bad when I see people going through the beginnings of it. Because it’s not fun. You have to learn to navigate it because if you don’t, it will eat you up.

“It’s a lot of pressure. And you gotta keep grounded and find a way to deal with it and hopefully have love in your life.”

Lopez insists she and her husband Marc Anthony deliberately avoid socialising in places where the paparazzi are likely to be lurking.

She adds: “We established early on that our relationship was not for public consumption. When we’re out there, it’s because it’s part of our work, but you won’t catch us hanging out at some random place with paparazzi following us because we don’t let them.

“And we have such a tight circle of friends, we don’t have people calling the photographers saying, ‘Marc and Jennifer are coming here.’”

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And she has plenty of boobs and booty to show. Hope she doesn’t have to sit down in this outfit.

Kim is with her sisters Chloe on the left and Kourtney on the right in the picture below.

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Right Celebrity is reporting that Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears were attacked by a random woman as they were out for Sushi in Malibu last night.

The woman started yelling, ‘get the f*ck out the neighborhood.’ Jamie Lynn eventually responded to the woman’s verbal attack by shouting back, ‘Then move the f*ck out of the neighborhood!

Britney’s BFF, the paparazzi, defended her by yelling back at the woman to shut up and get out of there. The woman grabbed Jamie Lynn and Britney tells the paparazzi to not let the woman get near her.

The paparazzi take care of Britney. They run errands for her, change her tires and provide body guard services for her. They have a symbiotic relationship. Really, what would she do without them or they without her?

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The incident is on video (below) of course, as is every other moment of Brit’s life.

Photos and video via Right Celebrity.