Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

I’m thinking that maybe the reason Katie Holmes is standing there in such an odd stance is because her dress is about to fall off. Is that dress just horrible or what? I mean, aside form the fact that it looks like its several sizes too big and there is absolutely NOTHING holding it onto her body, the dress makes her look huge. It looks like something out of a 1950s prom night. Carrie, maybe?

Then again, it could be whatever she’s on that has her standing like she’s barely standing with that out-of-focus look in her eyes. Its like she’s thinking - help me. help me. I can’t say for sure though, of course. I’m just guessing.

Wait a minute. I’m supposed to tell you where they are and what they are doing. They are somewhere having their pictures taken. Oh yeah, I remember, they’re at the Berlin premiere of Lions for Lambs.

GAWD - that dress!

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photos from Celebrity Dirty Laundry

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