Victoria Beckham stepped out for sushi last night with her husband David. She wore what looks like a dress inspired by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Or perhaps, green roof tiles.

The only thing I can think to write is cowabunga, dudes.

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For a moment in time Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil seemed untroubled while they vacationed in St Lucia. Amy actually looked almost healthy during their time away from it all. There were even rumors she might be pregnant because people had noticed she had gained a little weight.

It was just a brief moment though. Now that she has returned to Britain she is bleeding again.

Amy, famous for her aptly named hit Rehab, was seen jumping out of a taxi in Chelsea shielding a nasty cut on her right hand.

In fact, the injury was so bad that it soaked a hanky Amy was using as a makeshift bandage and even left blood splattered on her shoe.

An onlooker said: “Her hand looked to be in a right state, she was tightly gripping it with a piece of material but you could still see the wound.”

Along with drugs and eating disorders, Amy has been plagued by a self-harming tendency for some time.

Her husband is due to go to court next month on charges grievous bodily harm with intent that resulted from an attack on a bartender. If convicted, he could be facing a sentence of anything up to life in prison. Many believe that Amy’s recent spiraling out-of-control behavior is due to her worry over what will happen to Civil.

It really seems to me that these two have a toxic affect on one another.

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Is there a more down to earth actress than Sandra Bullock? She’s one of my favorite actresses and she seems to have managed to stay grounded in spite of her fame and being able to command a $17 million dollar salary per film.

She graces the cover of the September 2007 issue of Vanity Fair Italy and looks fabulous! She is classy, sophisticated, coy, sexy and playful all at once. It really is stunning! In the interview she talks about her marriage to Jesse James and her relationship with his son. She is filming a comedy, All About Steve, that is scheduled to for release next year.

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Irish actor Stuart Townsend and his love of seven years Charlize Theron have taken to referring to themselves as married. When asked about the rings on their fingers at the Toronto Film Festival, Stuart responded that they had not had an actual ceremony, but they considered each other husband and wife.

I’m married. I didn’t do a church wedding or anything, but we’re married. We’re husband and wife.

“We love each other and we want to spend our lives together”.

He referred to the 32-year-old actress as “the greatest woman I’ve ever met”.

“We didn’t have a ceremony. I don’t need a certificate or the state or the church to say otherwise. So no there’s no big official story on a wedding, but we are married… I consider her my wife and she considers me her husband.” [source]

People reports on Paris’ response to questions about her relationship with her frequent companion Entourage star Adrian Grenier.

Totally just friends. We met a couple years ago [and] we’ve stayed friends.

More importantly, he’s teaching her all about responsible consumption.

He’s been like kind of a mentor to me, teaching me about the environment and what I can do.”

She adds, “I think it’s cool to talk to someone in L.A. who has more to talk about than all this artificial crap people talk about. It’s nice to talk to someone who’s real.”

I thought Paris was the one that vowed to take on doing good for the world. It looks like Adrian has taken her on instead. Well, I suppose we can sit back and watch Paris be more environmentally conscious. Whoops, I think we missed it.

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The newly released video ….

The print photos of Angelina as the spokes model for Japanese hair and make-up giant Shiseido are very sexy. Her eyes are amazing and, of course, she’s famous for her lips. These ads are for the new Shiseido line of make-up ‘Integrate’.

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You didn’t think David Beckham paid for the Beckham lifestyle just playing soccer did you? Hey - the guy can sell anything without once opening his mouth and speaking in his squeaky little girl voice. Especially with his shirt off.

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The still unnamed reality show project is under development at the E! network. It will focus on Larry and baby Dannielynn’s life after Anna Nicole Smith’s death, according to a TV insider.

“Larry’s on the verge of signing with E! for a show that could be on the air by next spring,” a Hollywood source told The NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

Larry Birkhead has revealed ‘How to make more money off Dannielynn Hope Smith Marshall Stern Birkhead #50399084234′. He is now pimping his parenting of one-year-old Dannielynn in a reality show.

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The American Idol judges have reached out to the Pop Princess/Trainwreck and have offered to collectively manage her career. They say her career is not over, but she needs some proper management and they are just the people to do it.

We have decided we can bring Britney back,” Cowell tells Fox News, stressing, “We are serious. We plan to buy her some underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in, and get her away from her stupid friends.” (Quite the ambitious trifecta, if you ask me.) “MTV ratings are up,” notes Cowell, “and all we’re hearing is ‘Britney, Britney, Britney!’ She can turn it around.”

Adds Randy, “We’d love to take care of you, Spears! We will make you a superstar again!”

Britney’s reaction to the overture… after the break.

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