There are several rumors circulating about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie right now. I feel its a service to our readers to put some of these rumors to rest.

Rumor #1 - Brad called Angelina Immature. The rumor is that Brad and Angelina got into an argument while in France, she threw a glass of red wine at him and he called her immature. The rumor goes further in that it is rumored that they stayed in separate hotel rooms while there and at one point he got on his motorcycle and went to Berlin. Jolie reported denied the reports by saying they weren’t arguing over politics. Oh. Well, that answers it.

The rumor was that they were arguing over her health and extreme thinness and refusal to eat. I have no idea what politics has to do with that.

Rumor #2 - Brad and Angelina are breaking up. While Brad was in Los Angeles doing his civic duty with jury duty, Angelina was home alone with the kids. She only had her army of staff to help her. When Brad returned home, Angelina and the kids picked him up at the airport. Brad was seen jumping into the SUV, then literally jumping over the seat to the back seat where Angelina sat and they were seen in a very heavy make-out session. It seems they did not need separate hotel rooms once he was back with her in Chicago. At least for this one night they are not breaking up.

This along with the fact that Angelina recently announced that she has given up lesbianism and cutting herself during sex for Brad indicate there is a real commitment there.

Rumor #3 - Angelina is pregnant again. This rumor is fueled by Angelina watchers noticing she seems to have gained some of her recently lost weight back. She also absent-mindedly touched her stomach during her son, Maddox’, birthday party over the weekend.

Okay, to sum things up, Brad and Angelina had a fight in France. It was probably was about her health. She denies they fought about politics (probably the truth, nothing but the truth, but not the whole truth). She threw a glass of red wine at Brad (they were in France, after all!). Brad called her immature. They got separate hotel rooms. Brad hoped on his motorcycle and went to Berlin. Angelina said she’s moody and Brad will have to get used to that. Brad went to Los Angeles to serve jury duty. Angelina went to Chicago with the kids and staff to work on a movie. Brad was released from jury duty and went to Chicago. Angelina picked Brad up at the airport and he was so happy to see her he jumped over the SUV seat and started making out with her. She was happy to see him and smiled. They didn’t get separate hotel rooms in Chicago. Angelina announced she’s given up lesbianism and kinky sex for Brad. Brad seemed grateful (see the part about him jumping over the SUV seat). Angelina may or may not be pregnant again.

That’s it from Brad and Angelina rumors today. I’m sure there’ll be more tomorrow for us to write about.

sources: National Ledger, SAWF

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Mr. Big, aka actor Chris Noth, has signed on to be in the big screen reprisal of the HBO series Sex in the City.

New Line’s signed Chris Noth to reprise his “Mr. Big” role from “Sex and the City” in the feature version.

Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon are already onboard to reprise their roles from the HBO series. Exec producer Michael Patrick King is set to write and direct.

New Line hasn’t released details about the exact storyline for the feature. Noth at present is a cast member of USA Network skein “Law & Order: Criminal Intent.”

The film will be produced by King with Parker, John Melfi and Darren Star, who initially created the series.

I wonder if the movie will reveal why Carrie calls him Mr. Big …..

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Roseanne Barr’s MySpace tirade of a few days ago was followed-up by another entry in which she said an intern wrote those entries and was now fired.

Now, she has zeroed in on Perez Hilton saying he just doesn’t get that the first tirade and the second blaming the intern were both jokes. She asks, ‘How can you be gay and that dense?’. She also suggest that gay guys should turn straight out of shame that Perez is one of their kind.

You have to admit, that’s funny!

Perez Hilton did. not. like. this. one. little. bit! He came back with this:

We wish that we could make fun of this, but these disturbing rants are nothing to laugh at.

We hope that Roseanne gets the help that she so obviously needs. And, if you threaten us again, bitch, we will fucking get the cops and our lawyers involved.

Joking that you want to shoot someone IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

He’s just pitching a pink-haired tantrum! Another thought, is that the Royal ‘We’ he keeps using?

I think I see the makings of an interesting and funny blog war starting! We’ll keep posted on this as it progresses.

source: Allie is Wired (I know I was there earlier this evening, but they have good stuff!)

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Adeline,

I thought you’d get a kick out of these album covers. I found this on StumbleUpon.

Just for laughs.

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One of the best arguments for not living a life full of alcohol, drug abuse and out-of-control living is to see what its done to Britney Spears (among others). I guess there’s a reason she just lip syncs these days.

hat-tip: Allie is Wired

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Yinsi says this is the new fashion rage in Japan. It’s not really a see-through skirt. Rather it is a skirt with a fabric print to give the illusion its see-through. Hmmm ….. As long as the print looks like you just got a butt facial.

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Beyonce was recently photographed wearing a disco ball. You have the love the 70s disco scene. Great songs came out of that era with meaningful lyrics.

But I digress. Who wears the disco ball look better, Beyonce or the disco ball?

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Happy Birthday, Melanie Griffith! It’s just ashamed she can’t smile about it. The skin in her face is just too tight for a smile anymore.

The once beautiful Griffith turned 50 today and would probably still be looking pretty good if she could just stay away from the plastic surgery. It looks like she’s had even more recently and more collagen in her lips (as if they weren’t already over the top pouty). And is that the start of upward slanting eyes I’m noticing? Those eyes are a sure sign that it’s time to stop going under the knife.

Here’s a couple of before and afters of Melanie …

It’s been a progression …

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Here’s Melanie with and without make-up (as long as we are scrutinizing her face!) …

Her younger Spanish hunk husband, Antonio Banderas, says he likes her the way she is and wants to grow old with her, wrinkles and all. Apparently, she either isn’t listening or doesn’t believe him …

It’s really too bad she can’t smile anymore.

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Scary Spice, Melanie Brown, is looking good in this revealing swimsuit while on holiday in Miami with boyfriend Stephen Belafonte.

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Source: The Daily Mail

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You’d have to pay me more than $650 to give a butt facial to anyone and I’m not paying anyone for one. Well, probably not.