The poster pictured above appeared on the gate of Paris Hilton’s Hollywood Hills home. Don’t know who tacked it up there - but its pretty tacky.

Why would Paris, of all people, take pleasure in someone else’s problems.

The poster features Lindsay’s police mugshot and reads:

“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

MISSING

If you have any information, please call - (310) 555-NOHOPE or go to www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda

All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”

source: Gone Hollywood

Teri Hatcher doesn’t look too desperate in the latest Bedgley Mischka ad campaign. She show of the sexy lingerie and swimwear line in photos shot by Ellen Von Unwerth. Others who have been the faces of Badgley Mischka are Sharon Stone and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Lookin’ good.

More of Teri Hatcher doing Bedgley Mischka …

click on image to enlarge

source: USA Today
photos: JustJared

Rosie O’Donnell and daughter Chelsea were spotted taking a father-daughter day out boating off the Florida coast near their home. Rosie sported a wet t-shirt and ankle tattoo.

It. Scared. Me.

Source: TMZ

Related Rosie O’Donnell
More on Rosie O’Donnell

Britney Spears lovely in her new ad for her latest fragrance Believe. She looks svelte, toned and … clean. She looks so lovely in the ad that fragrance firm Elizabeth Arden has had to release a statement that they didn’t use a body double.

BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, I didn’t mean to do that. I suppose photoshop is a viable option to the body double.

Could this be the very same Britney that is in this photo?

source: Daily Mail

Related Britney Spears posts.
More on Britney Spears

Trackposted to Right Pundits, Outside the Beltway, Jeanette’s Celebrity Corner, Big Dog’s Weblog, Webloggin, Leaning Straight Up, The Bullwinkle Blog, The Amboy Times, third world county, Right Celebrity, The World According to Carl, Blue Star Chronicles, Pirate’s Cove, Dumb Ox Daily News, High Desert Wanderer, and Gone Hollywood, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.

I didn’t watch ‘Age of Love’ so I missed the big finale in which the former competitive tennis pro Mark Philippoussis picked a 20-something aspiring ‘Blind Date’ contestant over the 48-year-old Jennifer Braff. However, I just found out that Jennifer Braff has a past, a dirty little past that wasn’t included in her stats on the show.

Apparently, at one time Jennifer worked as the executive assistant to Lakers owner Jerry Bus. While working for Bus she did some photos for Playboy and sold photos at Los Angeles’ porn convention ‘Glamourcon.’

I wonder if knowing that would have made any difference to the viewers.

click on image to enlarge

source: Gone Hollywood

Keira Knightley poses nude, again, this time for Chanel’s Coco Mademoiselle. She has signed a 500,000 pound one-year contract to be the new … face … of Chanel. The British posters have added a few curves to her figure while the American posters have remained true to her boyish figure.

“Those things certainly weren’t mine,” she told a U.S. magazine.

‘We had an interesting discussion when they said, “We want to make them slightly larger and you’ll get approvalî and I was like, ‘OK, fine. I honestly don’t give a s***’”

The actress has said in the past that she is happy to strip off for a role. Talking about nudity in films, she said: “I have certain tools. One of them is my body.”

Keira follows in the footsteps of a string of beauties as the face of Chanel ….

Catherine Deneuve 1970s, Vanessa Paradis, Estella Warren, Nicole Kidman, Kate Moss

click on images to enlarge

Below Keira posses with Scarlett Johansson and designer Tom Ford for the cover of Vanity Fair. Courtney Love poses nude for Karl Lagerfeld.

click on images to enlarge

sources: Right Celebrity and Daily Mail

Radar Magazine photoshopped Prince Harry for their cover as they perceived he is behind closed doors. The Prince thinks they went over the line.

A Radar spokesperson says its all in good fun.

“We thought it was just a fun way to poke a bit of fun and illustrate the way Harry is behind closed doors. Certainly they [William and Harry] should not be untouchable - especially considering the amount they put themselves in the public eye by going out and going wild.”

Jeanette’s Celebrity Corner

How many male models does it take to model one itsy-bitsy black swimsuit? Who cares???

Miss Universe 2004, Jennifer Hawkins, walks the catwalk with as many male models as it takes for the Myer spring/summer collection launch. The Australian beauty is just drop dead gorgeous. The guys ain’t bad either.

TMZ

They said Adrian Grenier told Paris he wasn’t interested when she first looked his way. It seems he was helpless to resist after all. She looks quite pleased with herself.

Stick a fork in him, he’s done. Next …..

click on image to enlarge

Related Paris Hilton
More on Paris Hilton

Angelina Jolie is in Chicago finishing up filming her latest action film Wanted. She says she’s going to take a year off after she finishes filming this movie. It looks like she needs some time off.

Everybody has been talking about Angelina’s weight loss and her family has been talking about worrying about her. Brad has been looking for a place for them in Berlin for her to be able to settle down a little. She attributes her weight loss to grief, stress, and says it’s not a compliment to call her thin.

Jolie puts her dramatic weight loss down this year to losing her mother, Marcheline Bertrand, to ovarian cancer in January; possessing a naturally thin frame and a globe-trotting schedule.

She is also the mother to four children under the age of seven - Maddox, 6, Pax, 3, Zahara, 2, and one-year-old Shiloh.

“I’ve always been lean and this year I lost my mom and I’ve gone through a lot,” said 5-foot-8 Jolie.

“I have four kids and I finished breastfeeding - it’s been hard to get my nutrition back on track.”

While Hollywood is constantly under fire for encouraging the ’size zero’ culture, Jolie proves less than happy about being seen as a role model for dieters everywhere.

“Instead of people saying I look like a person dealing with something emotionally, they assume it’s because I want to fit into skinny jeans.

“Someone saying to me that I’m thin is not a compliment,” she added.

She does not look healthy or happy in these pictures from the set of Wanted.

click on images to enlarge

source

More on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Related:

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Rumors of the Day
• Angelina Jolie with the Kids
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Featured on Australian Stamp
• Thursday Thirteen - Thirteen Celebrities that are over-rated
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Considering Dumping Their Careers and Moving to Europe
• Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow Together Again
• French Guy Makes $6500 for Photo of Himself with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
• Celebrity Love Tattoos Are a Problem When the Love Ends
• Beth Ditto Slams Angelina Jolie
• Brad Pitt to Remake Bullit
• Jennifer Anniston has Jane Pitt Over for a Visit
• Angelina Jolie Interview on Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Kiss