You know, the thing Abraham Lincoln said about it’s better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are a fool than open it and prove them right. Well, I think the kindest thing I can think to say right now is that Caitlin Upton doesn’t think fast on her feet. Ah, um, such as, it is reasonable that people not having maps would prevent them from finding the U.S.A. on maps.

I may be going out on a limb here, but I’m guessing she doesn’t know how to spell U.S.A.

It seems to me that Caitlin would fit right in with the likes of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. There may be a future for her in vapid partying for a living.

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