Brad Pitt Angelina JolieThere are several rumors circulating about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie right now. I feel its a service to our readers to put some of these rumors to rest.

Rumor #1 - Brad called Angelina Immature. The rumor is that Brad and Angelina got into an argument while in France, she threw a glass of red wine at him and he called her immature. The rumor goes further in that it is rumored that they stayed in separate hotel rooms while there and at one point he got on his motorcycle and went to Berlin. Jolie reported denied the reports by saying they weren’t arguing over politics. Oh. Well, that answers it.

The rumor was that they were arguing over her health and extreme thinness and refusal to eat. I have no idea what politics has to do with that.

Rumor #2 - Brad and Angelina are breaking up. While Brad was in Los Angeles doing his civic duty with jury duty, Angelina was home alone with the kids. She only had her army of staff to help her. When Brad returned home, Angelina and the kids picked him up at the airport. Brad was seen jumping into the SUV, then literally jumping over the seat to the back seat where Angelina sat and they were seen in a very heavy make-out session. It seems they did not need separate hotel rooms once he was back with her in Chicago. At least for this one night they are not breaking up.

This along with the fact that Angelina recently announced that she has given up lesbianism and cutting herself during sex for Brad indicate there is a real commitment there.

Rumor #3 - Angelina is pregnant again. This rumor is fueled by Angelina watchers noticing she seems to have gained some of her recently lost weight back. She also absent-mindedly touched her stomach during her son, Maddox’, birthday party over the weekend.

Okay, to sum things up, Brad and Angelina had a fight in France. It was probably was about her health. She denies they fought about politics (probably the truth, nothing but the truth, but not the whole truth). She threw a glass of red wine at Brad (they were in France, after all!). Brad called her immature. They got separate hotel rooms. Brad hoped on his motorcycle and went to Berlin. Angelina said she’s moody and Brad will have to get used to that. Brad went to Los Angeles to serve jury duty. Angelina went to Chicago with the kids and staff to work on a movie. Brad was released from jury duty and went to Chicago. Angelina picked Brad up at the airport and he was so happy to see her he jumped over the SUV seat and started making out with her. She was happy to see him and smiled. They didn’t get separate hotel rooms in Chicago. Angelina announced she’s given up lesbianism and kinky sex for Brad. Brad seemed grateful (see the part about him jumping over the SUV seat). Angelina may or may not be pregnant again.

That’s it from Brad and Angelina rumors today. I’m sure there’ll be more tomorrow for us to write about.

sources: National Ledger, SAWF

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