Lindsay is getting a lot done to be in rehab. Still, she looks pretty good in these photos for the German November edition of Zoo.

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Carmen is electric in this photo shoot for FHM Magazine. I have to admit, I never quite got why Carmen Electra is a big deal. I’m betting the guys don’t care what it is, the photos are enough. She’s pretty hot in these photos and they will probably keep some guys warm through the famous Russian winter.

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Britney needs to either stay ON her meds or get OFF the ‘meds’. I’m not sure which one it is, but either way the girl can’t stay sane enough long enough to get her much-hyped career come back any further than the hype stage. One pathetic failed attempt after the other is evidence that hostile reactions to the photogs that follow her every mood (whoops, meant move) probably isn’t the wisest thing. But then, who would use wise and Britney in the same paragraph?

Then again maybe she knows exactly what she’s doing. It keeps them interested in her and really, that’s what her career has come to after all, fodder for gossip, flashing the paparazzi, no direction, shopping. She needs them more than they need her. After all, there’s always someone else waiting to take her place.

Well, enough of that. What is it with her hair? It looks like the wind is blowing her wig off her head.

Can’t she afford a proper wig or extensions? They are always out of whack with her.

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You know, the thing Abraham Lincoln said about it’s better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are a fool than open it and prove them right. Well, I think the kindest thing I can think to say right now is that Caitlin Upton doesn’t think fast on her feet. Ah, um, such as, it is reasonable that people not having maps would prevent them from finding the U.S.A. on maps.

I may be going out on a limb here, but I’m guessing she doesn’t know how to spell U.S.A.

It seems to me that Caitlin would fit right in with the likes of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. There may be a future for her in vapid partying for a living.

Jodie Foster will grace the cover of California Style’s September 2007 issue. She looks flawlessly beautiful in the cover photo on the right. The photo on the left is a candid picture of Jodie from a couple of years ago.

Ain’t photoshop grand!!!

source: TMZ

Where ever Melanie Brown is, there is drama. She’s kissing a woman in the 2004 photo above. A couple of other women have come out and said they shared threesomes with Melanie in 2005. Then Melanie had Eddie Murphy’s baby and had court battles to force him to take paternity tests and resulting responsibility for the baby. As soon as that battle was over, she married con man Stephen ‘Belafonte’ who is not really ‘Belafonte’ and no one seems to know what his real last name is. Her new hubby not only has a fake last name, but he has a very questionable past. His history includes beating up women, stealing from friends, credit card scams, taking advantage of women, cruelty to animals, assault, arrests, and more.

However, he is reputed to be an absolutely fantastic lover, so all is well for Melanie right now.

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The National Enquirer is reporting that Owen Wilson was rushed to the hospital by ambulance earlier today. Initial reports were that he was being treated for ‘dehydration’ and was being ‘detoxed’.

He was accompanied to the hospital by law enforcement officers and his attorney.

The National Enquirer later revealed that he had been found by a family member after he had sliced his left wrist and taken an undetermined number of pills. His condition was listed as very serious and his prognosis grim. He has sense been upgraded and transferred for further treatment following being medically stabilized.

This story is still unfolding.

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Talk about throwing a big bucket of ice water on a situation.

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Germany hearts Paris and somewhere out there is a teddy bear crying out for help.

Paris says she’s misunderstood and is really a nice girl. She says people are unfair when they call her a porn princess. I think the girl loves attention and do you really think the nip slip in the second teddy bear picture is an accident?

I don’t think so ….

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But really, do you think she’s going to age well?

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Michael Vick got notification from NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell that he is indefinitely suspended without pay from the National Football League. The Falcons concurred and the Humane society put in their two cents worth too.

Michael Vick reacted with his usual class and dignity ……

I think this is the real Michael Vick as opposed to the guy who has tried to act innocent and then remorseful right up to the point that he was trapped like a rat by his own lies.

T.H.U.G.

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