OMG, Hazel, you won’t believe what my HMM* did last night! Do you remember a post I wrote a few weeks ago about how my HMM just LOVES to pee outside? We have plenty of toilets, but he prefers to pee off the side of the porch or ANYWHERE outside.

Yesterday we decided to take a walk. It was almost dusk, and we were walking in an area out in the country. We walked past a very dusty area, and my HMM decided he needed to pee. I continued walking a few steps and paused to wait for him. He took a L-O-N-G time. Finally the tinkling noise of the pee hitting the dust stopped.

“Hey! Come here and see what I did!” he said proudly. “I peed ‘I love you’ in the dirt!”

I looked, and yes, he did. I didn’t know whether to go “EWWWWW!” or acknowledge the obvious sincerity in his gesture. Men have given me many gifts over the years, and men have done some unusual things to please me. However, as I mentioned to my HMM, no man has EVER peed his love for me.

Should I be flattered or insulted? He was quite proud of himself.

(*high maintenance man)

Adeline, that’s hilarious. You have had a spew alert on that! I think he truly loves you to do such a thing!

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What is it with Tara Reid’s body? She had some bikini pics that came out yesterday (see this post) and now this pic. Her boobs are actually lopsided! That clingy, tight green dress only seems to emphasize the odd shape of her … shape. The seams that runs between her breasts and then to the right leaves the left breast just kind of hanging out there looking even lower than it already is.

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h/t Allie is Wired
photos: Egotastic

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Tara Reid in a bikini is proof positive that thin doesn’t equal toned body. This is a thin starlet with no muscle tone at all. The stomach is seriously out of shape.

It would have been kind to have worked a little photoshop magic.

You might think that is mean of me to point this out to who ever reads this and looks at the photos. I figure celebrities are fair game. They make their living off exhibitionism. Not to mention, it’s just fun to make fun of them whenever possible.

Oh, and her breast implants are not in shape either. You’ll notice that they are lopsided.

Here’s lots of photos of Tara in her bikini if you can stomach it (no pun intended).

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photos: Egotastic!

You may or may not know who Catherine Bell is. If you watch JAG or Army Wives you’ll recognize her in her ‘before’ pics. You probably won’t recognize her in her ‘after’ pics.

It’s hard to recognize her with her skin, hair and nose so different. I guess she wanted a more Hollywood look, so she took a page out of Michael Jackson’s book and effed up her nose completely.

Now she looks like every other Hollywood cookie-cutter starlet, only with a very pointy nose.

Before she ruined her nose …

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After she ruined her nose …

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h/t: dlisted, photos: I Don’t Like You In That Way

Val Kilmer has always been one of my favorite actors. Not because he’s the best looking or the most buff, but there’s just something about him. I think it’s that he’s not ordinary. He’s not your run-of-the-mill metro-sexual Hollywood girly-man. Maybe that’s what it is about him.

He’s got charm and charisma, not to mention he’s hot, or was hot.

Val was the best Doc Holiday EVAH! I loved him as Doc Holiday. I could watch him in Tombstone over and over. And he WAS Jim Morrison in The Doors.

Okay … whatever … enough sentiment … time moves on, people get older and some get waaayyy out of shape. He’s NOT the hot hunk he was.

I don’t know, something makes me think he just doesn’t give a damn.

Val recently on the beach (left) and in 1991 as Jim Morrison in The Doors (right)

Val Kilmer as he was in his prime …

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Recent photos of Val Kilmer …

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h/t: Celebrity Mooch

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Having trouble sleeping? A lot of us do. When you don’t sleep enough, or sleep well, it ruins the next day. Yeah, you already know that don’t you. We’ve all had nights of tossing and turning and been miserable the next day.

Here is a list of things that might help, aside from taking Ambien, that makes me drowsy the entire next day. I hate it.

1. Chill out for a while before bedtime.
   Don’t work-out or do heavy physical or mental activities before you go to bed. Anything that stimulates your body or your brain before bedtime will make it much more difficult to get to sleep.
2. No bedtime caffeine!
   Definitely nothing that has caffeine in it for a few hours before bedtime. That includes coffee, tea, soft drinks, energy drinks, tobacco or chocolate.
3. Avoid bedtime snacks.
   Eating before you go to bed will raise your blood sugar level. When your blood sugar drops you will probably wake up and have trouble falling asleep again.
4. Sleep in a darkened room.
   Even a small amount of light can disrupt your sleep cycle. Make your bedroom as dark as possible when you are sleeping.
5. Peeing before sleeping
   This is one of my favs. You should make it a habit to go to the bathroom as the last thing you do before laying down, every night. Don’t you HATE having to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom!
6. Don’t turn on the lights
   If you do have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night don’t turn on the lights! That wakes you up more and reduces your ability to get back to sleep. Pee in the dark!
7. No TV / computer watching
   Do your TV and computing as far from bedtime as possible. This is again about brain stimulation. When the brain is stimulated it is more difficult to fall asleep.
8. Keep your feet warm
   This is another one of my favs. If my feet are cold I can’t go to sleep. Most of your body heat leaves through your feet and your head. That’s why we wear hats and socks in the winter.
9. No alcohol just before bedtime.
   Though it’s a common myth that alcohol can help you fall asleep, the drowsy effect is short lived. You won’t get into the deeper stages of sleep, where most of the healing takes place and you have a high chance of waking up just a few hours later.
10. Turn the clock away
    When we can’t sleep, most of us look at the clock and berate ourselves for not being asleep, at least I do. You can put a stop to this by simply turning the clock away.
11. Use your bed only for sex and sleep.
    Keep your bed for sleep and sex. If you are in the habit of using your bed for work, reading, television and phone calls, you will have a much harder time sleeping. You don’t generally associate your desk with sleep, don’t associate your bed with work.
12. No long naps
    I hate this one because I like an afternoon nap. When I haven’t slept well, I find myself sleepy about mid afternoon. I want to take a nap, but if I do I then can’t sleep again that night. Try to ward off the temptation to take a long nap. If you do take a nap, limit it to no more than 30 minutes. You can ward off the sleepiness with some sort of physical exercise. Take a walk if you can, it will help you revive until bedtime.
13. Don’t go to bed on an empty stomach
    I know, I already said don’t eat before bed, but don’t go to bed starving either. Avoid foods that have caffeine or high sugar levels. A glass of hot milk or a banana are natural sleep inducers. They will keep hunger pangs away and also help you sleep.

Bonus:

14. Get out in the sun soon after you wake up.
    Newborn infants sometimes get their nights and days mixed up - well so do we. Your biological clock will get all confused if your body doesn’t know if it’s day or night. Get out side and let yourself get some sunshine. The fresh air does you good as well.
15. Make sure your bed is comfortable
    Clean soft sheets, warm, cozy bed and good pillows. You know the drill. A comfortable bed is a bed that will help you sleep.

Have you got any secrets to a better night’s sleep? Feel free to add your ideas and suggestions!

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Jezebel has provided the animation below showing a photo of Faith Hill and Redbook’s photoshopping of Faith Hill in an apparent effort to make the 39-year-old country music star acceptable for their cover.

Faith Hill and her husband Tim McGraw are featured on the July 2007 cover of Redbook. She’s on the front and he’s on the back of the front cover. Faith is drop dead gorgeous and looks pretty good regardless of the photoshopping. Apparently, the editors at Redbook felt she needed some help before gracing their cover.

Jezebel has a point by point photoshop tutorial on what the Redbook photoshop artists had to do to make Faith younger, thiner, smoother and more ‘beautiful’ for their cover.

AND - we wonder why women are constantly trying to meet unmeetable expectations for beauty.

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The Beckham boys went to their first day of soccer practice yesterday. Their mom, Victoria Beckham, took the three boys, Brooklyn, 8, Romeo, 4, and Cruz, 2, to at Pierce College in Woodland Hills, California. They are playing with The ReaL So Cal Soccer Club.

Can you imagine being their soccer coach? I think that would be just a little bit intimidating.

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photos from Just Jared

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Kirsten Dunst is not who we usually think of when we think of drunk, braless starlets. However, the proof is in the pictures.

photos: Hot Momma Gossip

Kirsten Dunst stats:
Name: Kirsten Caroline Dunst
Date of Birth: April 30. 1982
Place of Birth: Point Pleasant, New Jersey, USA
Sign: Taurus
Height: 5′ 7″
Residence: California
Father: Klaus Dunst
Mother: Inez Dunst