Lesbian singer Beth Ditto has blasted Angelia Jolie for implying she is bisexual. Jolie has stated she enjoys sex with both men and women. Ditto told the press that if Jolie was bisexual she wouldn’t be with Brad Pitt.

“If she were actually a lesbian she’d be with a woman.”

I don’t know, that sounds like sour grapes. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think Ditto has a chance with Jolie either way.

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hat-tip: Maple Juice

Krazy John Mark Karr (Krazy Karr for short) has been arrested for domestic violence. Krazy Karr is the guy that confessed to the 1996 murder of child beauty pageant princess JonBenet Ramsey. He was in Thailand at the time and extradited back to the United States with a great deal of brouhaha over his confession, which turned out to be false. He was cleared of the murder after DNA evidence proved he had not been at the crime scene.

Krazy Karr was arrested this morning at his Sandy Springs, Georgia home after his girlfriend called 911. When police arrived he complained of chest pains, was taken to the hospital and will be sent to the country jail on charges of battery and obstruction of a 911 call.

The part of this story that surprised me the most was that he has a girlfriend!!!!

TMZ

Elisha Cuthbert tells the press that a 24 movie might begin filming as early as next year when the 7th season of 24 wraps up filming. She says Kiefer Sutherland’s schedule is part of the reason a 24 movie hasn’t already been in the works.

“I think Kiefer is so busy getting these seasons done that it’s almost impossible to get anything going…we’ve been talking about it since the first season… but it’s got to be good.”

“Their standards are so high over there that if it happens it’s gonna happen at the right time and have the right script and all the elements have to be in the right place.”

Sounds like the movie will be well worth the wait!

hat-tip: Celebrity Gossip. They also have pictures of Elisha on MTV’s TRL earlier this week (July 2).

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The world is crazy, and there is so much to write about, and I’m stuck working. Sigh! I just hate it when the real world interferes with my blogging! Sorry, Hazel, I can’t write anything now, but I’ll write later. In the meantime, enjoy the pinup of what I most assuredly will look like as I’m working. Ha!

Paula Malcomson plays Trixie in the HBO series Deadwood.

• Birthplace: Belfast, Northern Ireland
• Birthday: November 30, 1999

I don’t want what I can’t have.
Trixie

Adeline,

I’ve been having all kinds of computer troubles the last few days, so I feel like I’ve neglected our budding blog here. But I think I have things straightened out. At least, it’s more straightened out than it was!

When I got back online today I got us a Stumble Upon page set up. It’s really cool and I’ve found some great pages just stumbling around.

Our Stumble Upon page is here. I hope anyone reading this will come by and make us a friend. We’ll return the favor.

Y’all come see us, ya hear!

Ciao,
hazel

Between 2 and 4 a.m. on weekends, UCLA student Shira Barlow’s cell phone rings off the hook with calls and text messages. The messages ranged from happy birthday wishes to requests to be included on guest lists.

For the longest time Shira didn’t know why she was getting so many wrong numbers.

“Baby girl, how are you?” a man purred in a foreign accent.

“Why are you doing this?” one woman asked. “This is so rude.”

At first Barlow, a junior communications major, thought the random references to “Paris” were some kind of nickname.

“I didn’t make the connection,” Barlow said.

It all started on Valentine’s Day when Barlow put her phone in her back pocket while on a night out with friends. At some point during the night the phone fell into a toilet. When she went to replace the phone she was assigned a new number because of area code changes.

And so Shira’s big Paris Hilton adventure began.

Just after Barlow got her new phone, a flurry of calls and text messages came within days of Hilton’s Feb. 17 birthday.

“Oh my God,” a caller said. “Where’s the party?”

One weekend, Barlow said she answered a call and was lectured by an unidentified woman who got angry when asked if she was calling from Florida.

“I’m so insulted. You must be on drugs,” the woman said before calling back five times to lecture Barlow.

Another time, she had a long conversation with an aspiring rap artist who, after learning he was not talking with Hilton, still invited Barlow to a party.

Then came the day Hilton went to court for violating probation after pleading no contest to an alcohol-related reckless driving charge, and was sentenced to jail.

Calls and texts that previously inquired about parties were replaced by dozens expressing their condolences.

“People were scared for her,” Barlow said.

The phone traffic trailed off when Hilton entered jail last month. But since Hilton was recently released, a new crop of communiqués is flooding Barlow’s telephone.

There was Hilton’s former bodyguard who sent his love. A girlfriend called to commiserate and lend support, as did many text messages.

“It’s disgusting how they treated you in there, but once again you have showed the world that you can do anything,” one wrote.

Barlow said she has resisted the temptation to pose as Hilton to get herself and friends on the guest list of exclusive parties.

But she did message supporters “thanks so much,” believing Hilton would appreciate it.

Barlow plans to keep the number because she says it has been a greater source of amusement than a hassle.

“It was really out of convenience,” she added. “I didn’t want to switch again.”

There’s no telling where all this will take Shira. Anything can happen!

ciao, hazel

The stars are topping off their patriotic spirit with red sunglasses. And style, of course! White is the color for summer dress this year. The waves and sky provide the blue and the stars provide the red with spec-tacular style.

From Fergie’s retro Ray-Bans to Bai Ling’s glamorous peepers, these rosy specs add the perfect amount of sass to all skin tones. Just make sure you keep the crimson hue over your eyes only by slathering on a heavy layer of sunblock. Nobody but Santa can pull off red from head to toe.

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Divine Brown is in England talking about her brief encounter with Hugh Grant …. again. Apparently, a documentary is being made about how that encounter changed Ms. Brown’s life.

You might remember the scandal that rocked Hugh Grant’s life at the height of his career in 1995. He had a dalliance with then prostitute Divine Brown, her real name is Stella Marie Thompson, in his car one night which was infamously interrupted by the police. Apparently, he didn’t have enough money on him for a hotel room and settled for an in-car meeting with Divine. They attracted the attention of the police because he kept hitting the brake pedal causing the lights to flash on and off. How humiliating!

That interruption didn’t do Hugh’s career one bit of good and ended his long-time relationship with Elizabeth Hurley. It also changed Divine’s life and she’s thrilled about it. Her moments with Hugh Grant have made all the difference for her. It sounds like it was better than hitting the lottery. She has earned millions of dollars by telling her story which enabled her to quit her former career, put her kids through private schools and buy a four bedroom house.

She said she used the opportunity to earn as much money as she could, with the full support of her former manager - he refuses to be called a pimp - “Gangsta” Brown, also known as Alvin Brown.

“I love Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant put my kids through school, gave us a chance of the life we probably would’ve never reached,” Gangsta said.

“We had a chance to travel on private jets. If I can meet him and shake his hand all I would like to say is: ‘Thank you. I appreciate you, and if there is anything I can do in return I would love to be a friend’.”

I’m sure Hugh is very happy for her and her ‘manager’.

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Russell Crowe is to star alongside Leonardo DiCaprio in a new triller about a hunt for an al-Qaeda bomber. The film that will be directed by Ridley Scott is an adaptation of a novel by David Ignatius and is titled Body of Lies.

Filming is due to start later this year. Crowe has just completed filming of his latest work with Ripley Scott, American Gangster, which is due out later this year. He and Scott will also team up to film a new Robin Hood movie, Nottingham.

The first time I ever saw Russell Crowe in a movie he was playing a sociopathic virtual reality serial killer named Sid. That was in Virtuosity with Denzel Washington. I didn’t know Crowe’s name at the time. But I remembered him for some reason. Maybe it had something to do with what he was not wearing.

See what I mean? Who could forget that? But don’t you just love the twinkle in his eyes!

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