Thursday Thirteen #5 - Crazy Celebrity Baby Names
Jul 26, 2007 Author: hazel | Filed under: Thursday Thirteen
I just can’t believe that these kids won’t have to fight their way through elementary school thanks to their parents. Thirteen of these don’t even start to scratch the surface.
- Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
- Heaven: Lil’ Mo
- God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo
- Moon Unit: Frank Zappa
- Dweezil: Frank Zappa
- Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa
- Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
- Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
- Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
- Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
- Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
- Zolten: Penn Jillette
- Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
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8 Responses for "Thursday Thirteen #5 - Crazy Celebrity Baby Names"
Terrifying indeed but those kids would probably go in the school with the kinds opf celebrities who’ll have the similar impossible names. I doubt they’ll have any contact with ‘normal’ kids.
Now you reminded me on some impossible names of the non celebrities’ kids. For instance Yamesdeene Petrovic (Yamesdeene is how we pronounce James Dean; Petrovic is common surname) or Brusli Dimitrovski (Brusli is how we say Bruce Lee), I’ve heard about one Hypotenuse as well and from my Spanish friend I know in Spain are highly popular names of ancient Egyptian dynasty members including pharaohs. Good grief!
Great TT!
Mine is up as well
Cheers!
Ugh! Audio Science? Pilot Inspektor? Those are horrible! Why not Bathtub Ring or Onion Juice…
Cool TT.
Can you imagine registration at a school where all these kids go? It would be the kid with the regular name who’d be at risk…
WACKOS.
happy TT!
All I can say is…Poor Babies!!
Celeb’s and what they name there kids sometimes amazes me.
I do like the name Sage but not Sage MoonBlood…How awful!
Great TT!
man the names they choose, I just read where another couple named their childre Princess something. eeek. Happy TTing!
Dweezil and Moon Unit must be well into their 30’s by now..I personally wish I was called “Jane.” I am ready for a return to old-fashioned named like “Mabel” and “Eleanor.” But maybe that’s because I’m called “Damozel.” And I’m not one anymore…
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