We’ve Seen Enough of Britney Spears

Jun 5, 2007 Author: hazel | Filed under: Absurd Hollywood, Britney Spears

Britney Spears Look what I found! ARGGGHHHH. Shut my eyes.

The Truth in Cosmetic Surgery Blog has a medical explanation and solution for this vision. Yes, cottage cheese does come to mind. I, on the other hand, have a social explanation, or maybe just a solution.

Britney, cover that thang up!

I know you have enough money and fame to have any boy your want, but really and truly, do you seriously think men want someone who no one hasn’t seen every part of? No they don’t!

Men are still primal creatures when all is said and done. They still have that hunter, gatherer gene thing going on. They want to be the predator and they want you to be the prey. They want to win you. They want the hunt. They need the hunt. That’s the power we have! You are giving all your power away. To everybody. I mean everybody in the world. You don’t have any secrets or mystery left.

Cover that thang up and while you are at it, cover that thang up. Please.

Really. Cover it up. Now.

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